Neighborhood-wide garage sales this Saturday

This weekend will be one of the biggest garage sale weekends of the summer, with both the PhinneyWood and Whittier Heights annual neighborhood sales happening on Saturday, June 8th.

The sales will get going at 9am, with over 80 households signed up in Phinney and Greenwood, and more than 40 signed up to participate in Whittier Heights. For Whittier Heights, most of the sales will be between NW 65th/NW 85th and 15th Ave NW/8th Ave NW.

And, because lemonade and g-sales go hand-in-hand, neighborhood kids will be running lemonade stands at in Whittier Heights at the following corners: 14th and 80th, 10th and 70th, and 9th and 60th.

The organizers have even created an online map to keep you on track. If you’d prefer a printed map, stop by 7301 Dibble NW for a copy (and coffee and donuts if you’re lucky) at 9am.

Photo from Phinney Neighborhood Association’s event website

13 thoughts to “Neighborhood-wide garage sales this Saturday”

  1. Bikes for sale! Lotsa bikes for sale! Big piles of “used” bikes!

    For Sale: One Fake Church Junkie Revenue Operation “St Lukes” $200 takes the whole thing. Located next to Commons Park. Includes activist “Pastor” who thinks Jesus was trans.

    For Sale: Commons Park, located near Ballard Library. Great for camping, ranting while high on meth and defecating in public. $100

    For Sale: Ballard Library, located near Commons Park. Great for using internet to surf porn, masturbate in bathroom or shoot up (it’s an illness!). Includes blue haired staff members and “Bernie 2020” t shirt $150.

      1. Yeah, you’re right; the prices are way too high.
        Speaking of “meds”, we all know the Seattle Liberals all suffer from anxiety/depression/BPD/Bipolar. They never shut up about it in their Twatter feeds.

        The Future is…Libtards on Meds

        https://www.huffpost.com/entry/women-and-prescription-drug-use_n_1098023

        “One of the more startling statistics in the report, which analyzed prescription claims data from 2.5 million insured Americans from 2001 to 2010, is that one in four women is dispensed medication for a mental health condition, compared to just 15 percent of men.”

        All you guys know how to do is project. It’s all so tiresome.

        1. Don’t confuse these highly educated folks with statistics and facts. Those are a bother. Being hyper-sensitive and arrogant is much more fun, and you get lots of likes from other similar malcontents.

        2. The Future is…Libtards on Meds

          Your secret is out Bucky. We all know about your “endowed” Al Gore love doll and that you write in Jill Stein for all elections.

          You don’t have to pretend to be a mentally ill conservative anymore!

  2. I’m not a fan of lemonade but I can’t pass up kids running a lemonade stand. Every year I get a wad of $2 bills and a roll of $1 coins just to use at lemonade stands. Any money left over at the end of summer, which is usually close to $100 gets donated to Seattle Derby Brats, a junior roller derby league that teaches girls to be strong, athletic and self confident.

      1. Sigh. Beaver you silly curmudgeon, you just love to hate and that’s okay. You can sit at home hating bikes, and garage sales, and sports, and whatever else. It only impacts you. The rest of us can enjoy our neighbors, laugh and live our lives blissfully unaware of your existence and we’ll all be okay, even you little buddy.

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